He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Randomize
