Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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