Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
