Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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