Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
where does the pee come out of this thing
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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