1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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