On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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