i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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