i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
