There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
