I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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