why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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