It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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