I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Just cropdusted the office
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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