So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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