i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
high people should be assigned attendants
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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