It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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