Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
