Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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