I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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