the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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