You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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