She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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