We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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