im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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