when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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