did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
