Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
I'm really busy with my period
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