Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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