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i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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