Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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