Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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