with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
