Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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