I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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