i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
he just fucked me for my cheese..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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