I'm going to jail i love you
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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