make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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