Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
