i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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