She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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