It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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