Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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