and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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