We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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