Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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