So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel great
I just peed on a car
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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