she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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