i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i would punch a child for taco bell
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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