We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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