Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
my sisters under your porch take her home
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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