hell yes lets make some ravioli
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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