quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Barsexuality is the new black.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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